Holla
dana jordan, seventeen, surf lifesaving.

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

(via donotcockblock)

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(via vodkacupcakes)

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via being-jordan)

bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

(Source: bonerbae, via heartofthedivine)

sadhag:

you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships

you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you

you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving

you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself

(via cloudfifteen)

m-eg:

relevant
quincykisses:

YES

orgasmic-humor:

i swear liking someone is a full time job

(via undarinq)

dangering:

this took me literally the whole day ahh
slutformisha:

brevkdown:

flyingpenguinapparatus:

“My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.”

you made a fucking owl with your coffee

I can’t even make coffee with coffee